Annoy your family this holiday season, with cryptocurrency gifts!

For the holidays! Get your loved ones what they never asked for! Gifts that have something or other to do with blockchain! These things will surly be appreciated in their entirety and used for the rest of their lives!!

"Wow! Did you see what Doug bought me?!" your brother will shout with joy as he holds up his Doge To The Moon sweater! He also follows Elon Musk on Twitter, so he knows why it's so quirky!!

Buy them a crypto hardware wallet, or a metal seed phrase puncher complete with complicated instruction on how they can loose their money online in the new digital age!

ON SALE NOW - THOSE BITCOIN COINS YOU SEE ONLINE ranging from $0.99 to $9.99. Those are fun! And then you can explain how Bitcoin isn't actually a coin and how its like ironic that you bought them a coin version of a tokenized blockchain password. So fun!

Don't miss out on all the opportunities to share the good word of Satoshi but buying multiple copies of The Bitcoin Standard and replacing all your mothers bibles with them! She will be so thankful!!

I can't wait to make all my families dreams come true!