Introducing Uncompromised" Recovery Service

Hey folks,

Well, isn't this a doozy? Ledger, the "industry leader" for cryptocurrency wallets, and their bulletproof recovery service seem to have had a big ol' hiccup.

They've been going on about how their recovery service is solid as Fort Knox, promising that our recovery keys were only our business and never leave the device. "Secure and uncompromised" was their rallying cry. But now it's been shown that the process could be akin to shouting your secret diary entries into a megaphone.

So, where does that leave us, fellow cryptonauts? Fear not, for I have a genius solution. And no, it does not involve a magic carpet or a genie in a bottle.

Introducing... Drum roll, please... My own secure and uncompromised (no, for real this time) recovery service. You can send your encrypted keys to me, and I, with my super-secret unsalting technique, will recover your keys. Sounds similar? Fear not, my friends. Unlike Ledger, I vow on my GPU's life to NEVER disclose your keys, ain't no government gonna get it from me.

Just imagine, your keys - rolling in, getting all the spa treatment they need, unsalted and feeling fresh, then sent right back to you, without ever seeing the light of the world wide web. The Ledger's process, on the other hand, is more like a peep show that no one asked for.

Remember folks, I've got your back. And your keys.

/s I have no knowledge of what is actually going on.