Russia has just announced unfriendly countries such as the US will have to pay for Russian gas in Shiba Inu

As the Russian Rouble has collapsed and entered into a period of 'unprecedented volatility' it is rumoured that uncle Vlad has turned to the next best thing. Shiba Inu.

In his official statement to the Russian press Vlad said "my advisers say the Rouble is basically a shitcoin at this point. Whatever that means. So i asked them to DYOR. They reported back that they found the perfect solution. Shiba Inu. Whilst they say Shiba is the true shitcoin of the crypto world, apparently it is the second most volatile currency other than the Rouble. So it's basically an upgrade to the Rouble. As they say, a better shitcoin is better than a shitcoin"!

After the announcement, Shiba Inu has shot up 3000 percent finally proving 14 year old kids right that Shib has mooned to a dollar.

The world is now coming to terms with the fact red bull chugging 14 year olds now control 95 percent of the world's wealth.