I’m doxxing myself

The holidays are coming up, and we’ve been working around the clock since SmartCoin’s inception back in August

 — @0xSmartCoin

Literally 14hrs+/day.

No gym/exercise.

Thousands of unread Whatsapp and Telegram messages.

But #worthit.

We’ve raised ~$100M and a community of 100,000+ members who are ready to wreak havoc to the world of startup incubators, VC funds and how projects are launched in crypto.

For the next few days, the team is taking a break to catch up on life and spend time with loved ones.

When we return in a week, it’s game time.

For now, a video message from me:

Internal draft that wasn’t ready to be published, so we’re framing it as “notes” for now — DISCUSS:
Congratulations, Smartans.

You’ve just graduated from SmartCoin’s DeFi preparatory school.

The Squid Game of Crypto; designed to weed out paper hands & find the most diamond handed investors.

Onto business:

$JADE = FLF

$JADE = Decentralized VC Fund + Incubator + Launchpad.

$JADE will be coming to Avalanche soon.

Anyone holding $SMRTr and/or LP tokens will now have preferential access into $JADE’s Avalanche launch.

To all diamond handers — we’re excited for you :)

Diamond handers = never sold.

If you made a small mistake by selling a tiny amount once, or suicide compounding rewards one time — you won’t be heavily penalized. This is why we’re doing manual wallet reviews.

However, if you haven’t acted in a way that is “healthy” for the ecosystem, your wallet reputation will be a garbage fire.

Suicide compounding? Selling rewards? Very bad (as you know).

We’ve been very public that only 1/10 will make it.

If you’re in the minority that “made it” (#nosell crew), congratulations, we’re excited for you.

All emissions have stopped on http://smartcoin.farm

We will never mint another $SMRTr token.

This effectively burns 81.6% of total supply.

In addition, the treasury is burning 100% of its tokens.

Biggest lessons from SmartCoin.farm:

Inflation = bad

Scarcity = good.

Are high APRs sustainable?

No.

What did you learn from crypto’s squid game?

We’re giving out $1,000/day to Smartans until the New Year.

Tell us your best learnings from the SmartCoin experiment.

Tag us in your meme, tweet, or thread.

We’ll pick the best winner each day.

We’re manually reviewing all wallets.

If you played the game properly, again, you won’t get left out for making a small mistake.

The past few days/weeks have been the worst in terms of price death-spiral.

If you stuck through that and maintained diamond hands, you’ll be on the list.

We’re still crunching the numbers for the swap and cooking up all kinds of future benefits for our diamond handers

We literally have Jon Ray in a room with our economists negotiating on your behalf to make sure this thing is fair.

Things on the list for discussion:

• JADE airdrops
• Insane bond discounts
• NFKey
• Early access into future projects/investments
• Private alpha discord groups
• APY multipliers
• $SMRTR-exclusive projects & pools
• Prize pools
• And more

Exact swap ratios and Avalanche launch details to come.

Together we’re creating the largest Decentralized Venture Capital Fund the world has ever known.

See you at the $JADE Avalanche launch.

Congrats, Diamond Hands.

Instructions:

1. Claim ALL $SMRTr rewards into your wallet
2. Unstake your $SMRTr-AVAX LP tokens from smartcoin.farm *This will immediately allow you to start earning fees from the SMRTR-AVAX TraderJoe pool and will not hurt your diamond handed status. You will incur the 7% dumbfee. Keeping this fee in place to penalize suicide compounders and will use these fees to sweeten the JADE swap and conduct $SMRTr buybacks.*
3. Do NOT break apart your SMRTR-AVAX LP or remove from the pool if you want to keep your diamond handed status
4. Tell us in a tweet, meme, or thread what you’ve learned over the last 60-days in the SmartCoin social experiment (tag @0xSmartCoin official for a chance to win part of our $1,000/day reflection prizes)
5. All $SMRTR or $SMRTR-AVAX LP purchased after the SmartFarm counter hit zero (after Dec 17) will swap into $JADE at a retail whitelist discount.

Enjoy a stress-free holiday season.

Spend some time with people you love.

Smartcoin loves you.

— Einstein