The scariest part of crypto is actually using it

The first time you send a transaction to a new address

“I’m just gonna do a quick copy paste of this address”

15 minutes later

“Does that look like a 0 or a O to you? Ah screw it.”

Send

One minute later

“Why hasn’t it gone through already?? Oh Jesus I knew that crypto was a scam. My family was right. I’ve just lost all my money. Why didn’t I look closer at the address? Who the hell reads through a jumbled mess of letters and numbers like this? No wonder people don’t trust this shit. I’m such an idiot -

Transaction goes through

“Hah! Well that wasn’t that bad. Why doesn’t everyone do this? Stupid banks. They’ll be dead in 5 years”