You're doing too much

Everyday I come on here and see some totally avoidable scam or some asinine question about inconsequential minutae.

You're doing too much! How are you even ending up on a sketchball website at this point? The main exchanges and community sites are known, the trustworthy open source softwares are all well documented.

I think people are overly enthusiastic about finding some way to get rich immediately in this space.

Slow the fuck down, stop chasing too good to be true shit. Research the shit out of coins you're interested in and don't send your coins to ANYONE.

No investment is better than losing your investment.

Treat your keys with extreme care and respect and get a hardware wallet. You are a bank now. Start acting like it.