Crypto keeps tanking because you touch yourself at night.

That's right. It's all your fault. End of conversation. This is the answer you've been looking for. You're all a bunch of filthy perverts. During NNN crypto went up. At least some of you were trying. Now look at it. Back in the gutters again. You'll all go blind and your palms will hair over. It's just this simple. And the Lord wept and his tears fell just as the market is. Save yourselves. Save crypto and put those dick skinners away. Don't diddle that skittle. Make this your new years resolution and maybe, just maybe the bulls will run again and the bears will go back to hibernate.